"I hate the way you talk to me

and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate when you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."